“First orgasm! YAY!
i’m pretty new to masturbating and don’t do it very often. partly because i’m only really horny around my period but mostly because i feel like i keep trying and trying and just can’t seem to get myself off. i’ve tried using my fingers, the showerhead, humping pillows and grinding on stuff but when nothing seems to work i abandon ship for a while and then start up again in week or two or a month.
i’d kind of given up, figured that maybe orgasms weren’t gonna be in the cards for me, but that masturbation could still be fun and pleasurable, albeit slightly sexually frustrating. ;) Then i stumbled across your blog! i spent two days of trying different methods and tonight i decided to try the bath faucet method. i fully expected it to be fun and pleasurable and relaxing, but not that it could be the thing that finally pushed me to orgasm.
i got the bath started and positioned myself and was laying there for probably 20 minutes, thinking i’d probably give myself an hour and then call it a night, when i decided that maybe reading some smutty fanfiction would help me. and holy shit i literally came with 2 minutes of reading this fic. at least i think i did. i’ve never felt anything like it. all of a sudden my legs and stomach tensed up and this warm feeling spread all the way through my body. it was only for a few seconds but holy shiz it was amazing. afterward i was super sensitive and giddy and just smiling like an idiot. i don’t even care if it wasn’t an actual orgasm, it was awesome.
now i’m completely exhausted. i read that masturbating is supposed to help you sleep, but before, when i wasn’t able to come, i always just felt restless and frustrated and horny after. but now i’m ready to pass out! but i had to come tell you first. thanks so much for this blog and letting me know about the bath facet method. now that i know what’s possible this is definitely gonna have to be more than a once a month thing. :)”
“I just moved into a new house with a whirlpool tub and thought of your blog. Let’s just say bathing isn’t the only thing being done in that tub anymore ;o”
"So I’ve always seen the tips about using a shower head, but I don’t have a detachable shower head. So feeling creative I decided to give my jacuzzi bath a try. Just swung my legs over the tub, laid back, and let the jets blast itself into my clit and wow! I’ve never orgasmed so much or gotten off by myself to the point where I’m moaning and saying “oh fuck.” It’s my new favorite thing to do!!! If you have a jacuzzi bath tub I highly recommend it!”
“Just got off with the showerhead and let me just say, longest orgasm ever! It just fucking kept going you don’t even understand. (Maybe you do…) Wow. I’m still smiling like an idiot. I was damn near screaming I really hope nobody heard me across the hall.
Also I would like to say that female ejaculation is not a myth. I thought it was until it happened to me when I first got my detachable showerhead a few months ago. It’s rare but some women squirt from clit stimulation. I found out I’m one of them. I’ve been squirting every time I use the detachable showerhead.”
“Hi! I have been reading your blog and was very interested in your tips for masturbation. I have never done anything more than rubbing myself under the blankets, mostly because I still live with my parents, who have the annoying habit of barging in my room without knocking. But this week I had the house to myself so I decided to try masturbating in the shower, using the showerhead. I had never done this before (again, because we have no lock on the bathroom door and everyone in this house just barges in whenever they like) and I was really surprised at how good it felt. When you twist our showerhead to the side the water pressure even goes up and turns into this centered massage jet.
It felt so good that I had to alternate the water between my clit and my tighs, because the sensation was just too strong. When I came out of the shower I felt all tingly and so I did it the next evening as well, and the one after that, this night is the last night before my parents come home, so I wanted to really take my time to enjoy myself because who knows when I’ll be able to do this again. However, when I was finished I noticed that it took a lot more effort to switch the showerhead back, and than suddenly there was a loud crack. Although luckily I did eventually manage to turn the showerhead back to normal, there is now a very visible gap in the casing… I really hope my parents won’t notice because I don’t fancy having to explain exactly how that crack got there.But thank you so much for your tips, I really have never felt so good, but I think I’ll stay away from the shower for a while…”
“Can I share something? I’ve always seen posts about getting off with a shower head, and I tried a few times but didn’t like it, the pressure just felt too much, and I don’t know, it felt uncomfortable and not pleasurable at all. The shower’s a great place to masturbate though since no one can show up in the middle of it, and so I found another method that I wanted to share, even though it’s a bit strange (never heard anyone talk about it).
I usually put a lot of shampoo on my lady parts and then start rubbing a shampoo bottle around it, on the sides, on top, everywhere, while playing with my breasts too. it usually takes a little while, but it’s so slick and slippery and it feels sooo good, and then when you actually reach orgasm it lasts FOREVER (I think it’s because i’m in this tiny shower and I can’t really spread my legs and let go or anything) and oh my god it’s the best orgasms i’ve ever had :)”
“I’ve been trying the showerhead method for a while now with no success. But I gave it another go tonight and… well, to put long story short: setting number 3 is my new favorite!”
“Lately, I’ve been super horny, but I don’t have time to myself since i’m on my finals. Today, while I was taking a bath, I tried the showerhead thing and it was amazing! thank you for the advices xx”
“THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! 2 days ago I found your blog and all the amazing tips.
I had my solo-fun routine (I was a in-bed-dildo-penetration-clit-rubbing girl) and it was fine and I was happy. Well, after some time reading different posts here, I did my thing and I always had this ‘I have to pee feeling’-problem, this time I just continued, and yeah I squirted for the first time. Yesterday I tried pillow humping and it was awesome.
And today (while my parents were gone) I wanted to do the faucet-thing - it wasn’t possible because of our bathtub…I was kinda pissed because I was already wet (like, from the shower haha), but I didn’t want to wash my hair or anything… but then I realized I never really tried the shower head. It has one of this massage setting. First it was kinda weird, but then I had the perfect angle. And damn. It was too good
I couldn’t breathe fast enough, my legs were shaking, it was so hard to hold the shower head. I’m not sure if I had an orgasm (I don’t think I’ve ever had one to be honest) because it was just too good immediately when I had the perfect angle. After a short while I stopped because my clit was too sensitive. Then I tried again after I breathed deeply a couple of times, it felt sooo good again, this time I stopped because the extreme-awesome-feeling kinda stopped (and it was ‘just’ an great great feeling) and my arms and legs were shaking too hard and I started crying. Like really hard crying. (But I was happy and feeling good)
Ok, now I have a question - how weird is it that I cried? I always thought that crying stuff happens after sex (I’m a virgin) when you have a emotional-connection or something. I’m confused and I still want to cry and at the same time I have the biggest smile on my face!”
Sure, sometimes tears are all about beautiful love emotions and stuff, but other times they’re just about all the adrenaline and hormones coursing through your body! So it’s not weird at all… you just made yourself cum so fucking hard that you sobbed with happiness - which if you think about is pretty awesome!
“I still live at home, and trying to get off can be a nightmare. I always wait untill I’m home alone, but this was a close call.
My mother had gone out to run errands, so I thought “Why not take a shower and maybe use the shower head a little”. So I did just that, got in the shower, and I was thinking a million sexy thoughts a minute. I guess my mother had come home early, but she failed to inform me she was home. So I kept going, unaware of my mother merely 10 feet away in another room.
Eventually, I hit my orgasm, and I’m not exactly the quietest cummer in the world. So in the middle of my delicious, loud moaning, orgasmic bliss I suddenly hear my mother pounding on the door shouting. I stopped absolutely dead, dropped the shower head, and wrapped my hands around my knees. My mother shouted through the door
”What’s the matter? Are you hurt?”
“No! I’m fine! Please go away!”
“Why are you groaning?”
In the middle of my brain dead post orgasm state, I’m being questioned and trying to think quickly.
“I just took a really hot shower! Go away, please!”
I must have been begging at this point. I mentally prayed for her to catch on and just go away, but she didn’t.
“Are you sure?” she pestered on.
“Yes, I’m just a bit sore, now PLEASE go away”.
I waited a minute and didn’t hear anything more, so I got out and dried off. When I saw her afterwards, she was just watching TV and she never said a thing about it. I still have never figured out if she knows that I was masturbating, or if she bought my cover story and is still clueless. Either way, it was the most terrified I’ve ever been!”
"A letter to that girl who thinks she can’t orgasm-
I was you, for too long. I was convinced something was wrong with me, or worse, I DID something wrong. I was a disappointment to myself, my partner, feminism, whatever. Every person I knew had this weird superpower that I didn’t get. At its worst, I would start crying when I tried to masturbate (which was not often). My boyfriend was encouraging but frustrated with me, he was accustomed to the screaming throes of mainstream porn.
But. I surrounded myself with trustworthy information, sex positive attitudes. I left said boyfriend, for many reasons including the sex. I took a long, hard look at myself (read: vagina). I pushed the frustration out of my mind, and I told myself pleasure is about learning and loving yourself, however you want, and its fucking fine if you’re getting off differently than anyone else. Orgasming is not a gift from your partner, it is not a mark of womanhood. You are in charge of your body, own it.
And also. I stuck a giant, metal showerhead between my legs and jet streamed the everloving fuck out of my throbbing clit until I came, like, three times.
tl;dr love yourself and masturbate”
Water is the energy of life. Or orgasms. Or something…
“I always see posts on your blog about showerhead masturbation so a couple of days ago, when ours broke and my mom replaced it with a removable one, I decided to try it! The second I hopped in the shower I experimented with the settings until i found one that caused all the water to shoot out from the center. My clit was sensitive to it at first, but after a second it started feeling AMAZING. I came 3 times in like 5 mins! Im so happy I found an alternative to just rubbing my clit. SO THANK YOU!”
“I’ve been following your blog for a few months-ish and I’m really impressed by all the information you have. One thing that made me curious tho was masturbating in the shower. I was a little skeptical to be honest, because I don’t have one at my apartment. But the thing is, me and my family arrived at a beach home yesterday, and there’s a removable showerhead in my shower. ;) I got in the shower just now and tried it. It totally worked! I LOVE it. I orgasmed in, like, 5 seconds. It was awesome. :)”
“I had my first orgasm TODAY! I attempted to masturbate with the shower head before but it never worked out, but with your tips it was amazingly easy to cum. When my orgasm was done and over with I just stood there in the showers smiling like an idiot. I thank you so much I honestly feel like I am invincible !!!!!”
“So I tried the faucet method for the first time yesterday because I was home alone, and let me tell you, it’s felt so amazing! It felt even better than the shower head. The feeling was unlike any other. I came so hard my legs and stomach kept twitching, which doesn’t happen very often! Thanks so much for introducing it to me. :)”
“First orgasm with a bath faucet today. Jesus christ. What a lovely little quirk I had no idea my body could do that. Did it two more times just for the hell of it. Still riding the high from the last one. Everyone says it but your blog really did make me feel more confident about myself/more comfortable with sex in general. You’re the greatest! And so are orgasms.”
“So when I was younger, our maintenance guy came and upgraded our shower to one with a removable showerhead. I thought this was *really* fancy for some reason. One night, I decided to take it down to rinse the soap off of my body. I ran it over my chest and that’s when I found out my nipples were really sensitive. Anyways. I always heard my friends talking about how they put shower heads between their legs to clean themselves, so I wanted to try it out. Boy oh boy. I automatically forgot that I was showering and found myself holding in moans. The feeling was sooooo AMAZING. I felt like it was a secret that my body was keeping from me. I found myself slowly slipping into the tub. Eventually I sat down completely so I could angle the shower head better. I started getting hungrier for more. So I turned the intensity of the water up to full blown massage and within seconds my body shook with excitement. I almost couldn’t bear the feeling. I thought I did something bad to my body actually. I was so afraid. I never felt so out of control of my body (the pleasure was that intense) and I left it alone for a while. However, now that I understand this more, I take slightly longer showers now(;”
“Finally got off using a shower head and it was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing ;)”
“Hey so I just wanted to say how a m a z i n g your blog is. It inspired me to try out getting off with the shower head and I could feel myself getting so close when all of a sudden the water turned freezing cold. I swear I’ve never cum so hard in my entire life… Thanks for all the tips!”
“My first orgasm - I was really young, and I was taking a shower. I was sitting down and the water started hitting my clit. It felt so good. I decided to take the shower head down and I realized it’d feel good if I put it on the jet stream, so I did. Oh my god, I came 5 times, and it just felt so good. I always use my showerhead now. Oh, did I mention? I was at Disneyworld!”
“So I tried the water thing and OH. MY. GOD. It lt AMAAAZZZIIIIINNNNGGGG. I even squirted and it wasn’t a gush, it was… Ugh it was just amazing. Thank you for this blog because without it I would have never tried it.”
First orgasm story #27:
“Hi! So, today, i had my first orgasm using tips from YOUR BLOG!!! (It’s a little weird, but i’m proud!!!)
I usually masturbate in the bath/shower, by using an empty, rounded bottle of what once held soap (trust me, i cleaned it well!), and also by keeping my clit under the running water. But today, I decided to go into my mom’s shower when no one was home and use the jet setting on her detachable showerhead.
I kept it right against my clit, and I’m pretty sure i came for the first time!
It took me a little longer than i thought it would, but I felt all this pressure in my lower body, and I kept tensing up, and when it finally happened I felt all this warm liquid gush out of me and run down my legs! I was still dripping even after I got out of the shower!
I have been masturbating for years. BUT I FINALLY CAME. :)!!!
So, um. that’s my story. I just wanted to share and say thanks!”
Congratulations! And also, you’re totally welcome :)
“I just tried the showerhead thing and OHMYGOD - best orgasm ever! My legs were shaking sooo bad afterward and I had to finish shaving my legs so it was a tad bit difficult. Still, thank you for your wonderful blog(:”
"I would like to thank you SO MUCH! I am a virgin, and I’ve never been able to orgasm through self pleasure before I stumbled across your blog. I read a post about getting off with the faucet and decided to try it. BEST DECISION EVER. I turned the water on medium pressure and let it run directly onto my clit. After about a minute, I had the “need to pee” feeling and then a GIANT orgasm! It felt so good that after it was over I just laid there and proceeded to orgasm TWO MORE TIMES! Thank you!!!”
“Just wanted to recommend using the showerhead for an orgasm. Best feeling! I remember my first time doing that. My first orgasm. I didn’t know what it was, it just felt really good. Hahah, i just called it “the feeling” until i found out that i actually had an orgasm.”“I read about using the showerhead and tried it out because we recently got a new shower installed which is much better than the old one. Oh my god, I have never looked forward to showers so much! PS: thank you so much for this blog! It reminded me that masturbating is totally normal and it’s got tons of tips too!”
“I’ve been getting off with a showerhead for about a year now, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to orgasm if a guy fingers me or eats me? I love your blog, by the way!”
You’ll still be able to orgasm with a partner, it’s all good! Try practising with your own hands as well, maybe?
“I tried the running shower thing to masturbate and it’s better than anything else I’ve ever tried! Thank you very much for that.”
“Whoever first thought of masturbating with a showerhead is a GENIUS. I just tried it for the first time, and it took longer to get there than a vibrator, but it still felt AMAZING.”
"Hi, how do you masturbate with water in the shower properly? I’m scared to get water inside me. I don’t wanna ‘turn myself into a ballon' and I've been scared to masturbate this way since then. Any helpful tips or ways to do it? I don't have a detachable waterhead, so…” - Anon
You don’t need to be worried about getting water inside yourself. When I talk about ‘not blowing yourself up like a balloon’ I mean, like, forcing a lot of water inside at really high pressure - like sticking a hose up there or something! Just water spraying around and getting in your vagina isn’t a big deal.
It might be hard without a detatchable showerhead (depending how flexible you are and how strong your shower is!) but you could try scooting under a bathtub faucet instead. Just spread your lips a little with one hand, and let the water run over your clit.
Have fun playing!