Water is the energy of life. Or orgasms. Or something…
“I always see posts on your blog about showerhead masturbation so a couple of days ago, when ours broke and my mom replaced it with a removable one, I decided to try it! The second I hopped in the shower I experimented with the settings until i found one that caused all the water to shoot out from the center. My clit was sensitive to it at first, but after a second it started feeling AMAZING. I came 3 times in like 5 mins! Im so happy I found an alternative to just rubbing my clit. SO THANK YOU!”
“I’ve been following your blog for a few months-ish and I’m really impressed by all the information you have. One thing that made me curious tho was masturbating in the shower. I was a little skeptical to be honest, because I don’t have one at my apartment. But the thing is, me and my family arrived at a beach home yesterday, and there’s a removable showerhead in my shower. ;) I got in the shower just now and tried it. It totally worked! I LOVE it. I orgasmed in, like, 5 seconds. It was awesome. :)”
“I had my first orgasm TODAY! I attempted to masturbate with the shower head before but it never worked out, but with your tips it was amazingly easy to cum. When my orgasm was done and over with I just stood there in the showers smiling like an idiot. I thank you so much I honestly feel like I am invincible !!!!!”
“So I tried the faucet method for the first time yesterday because I was home alone, and let me tell you, it’s felt so amazing! It felt even better than the shower head. The feeling was unlike any other. I came so hard my legs and stomach kept twitching, which doesn’t happen very often! Thanks so much for introducing it to me. :)”
“First orgasm with a bath faucet today. Jesus christ. What a lovely little quirk I had no idea my body could do that. Did it two more times just for the hell of it. Still riding the high from the last one. Everyone says it but your blog really did make me feel more confident about myself/more comfortable with sex in general. You’re the greatest! And so are orgasms.”
“So when I was younger, our maintenance guy came and upgraded our shower to one with a removable showerhead. I thought this was *really* fancy for some reason. One night, I decided to take it down to rinse the soap off of my body. I ran it over my chest and that’s when I found out my nipples were really sensitive. Anyways. I always heard my friends talking about how they put shower heads between their legs to clean themselves, so I wanted to try it out. Boy oh boy. I automatically forgot that I was showering and found myself holding in moans. The feeling was sooooo AMAZING. I felt like it was a secret that my body was keeping from me. I found myself slowly slipping into the tub. Eventually I sat down completely so I could angle the shower head better. I started getting hungrier for more. So I turned the intensity of the water up to full blown massage and within seconds my body shook with excitement. I almost couldn’t bear the feeling. I thought I did something bad to my body actually. I was so afraid. I never felt so out of control of my body (the pleasure was that intense) and I left it alone for a while. However, now that I understand this more, I take slightly longer showers now(;”
“Finally got off using a shower head and it was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing ;)”
“Hey so I just wanted to say how a m a z i n g your blog is. It inspired me to try out getting off with the shower head and I could feel myself getting so close when all of a sudden the water turned freezing cold. I swear I’ve never cum so hard in my entire life… Thanks for all the tips!”
“My first orgasm - I was really young, and I was taking a shower. I was sitting down and the water started hitting my clit. It felt so good. I decided to take the shower head down and I realized it’d feel good if I put it on the jet stream, so I did. Oh my god, I came 5 times, and it just felt so good. I always use my showerhead now. Oh, did I mention? I was at Disneyworld!”
“So I tried the water thing and OH. MY. GOD. It lt AMAAAZZZIIIIINNNNGGGG. I even squirted and it wasn’t a gush, it was… Ugh it was just amazing. Thank you for this blog because without it I would have never tried it.”
First orgasm story #27:
“Hi! So, today, i had my first orgasm using tips from YOUR BLOG!!! (It’s a little weird, but i’m proud!!!)
I usually masturbate in the bath/shower, by using an empty, rounded bottle of what once held soap (trust me, i cleaned it well!), and also by keeping my clit under the running water. But today, I decided to go into my mom’s shower when no one was home and use the jet setting on her detachable showerhead.
I kept it right against my clit, and I’m pretty sure i came for the first time!
It took me a little longer than i thought it would, but I felt all this pressure in my lower body, and I kept tensing up, and when it finally happened I felt all this warm liquid gush out of me and run down my legs! I was still dripping even after I got out of the shower!
I have been masturbating for years. BUT I FINALLY CAME. :)!!!
So, um. that’s my story. I just wanted to share and say thanks!”
Congratulations! And also, you’re totally welcome :)
“I just tried the showerhead thing and OHMYGOD - best orgasm ever! My legs were shaking sooo bad afterward and I had to finish shaving my legs so it was a tad bit difficult. Still, thank you for your wonderful blog(:”
"I would like to thank you SO MUCH! I am a virgin, and I’ve never been able to orgasm through self pleasure before I stumbled across your blog. I read a post about getting off with the faucet and decided to try it. BEST DECISION EVER. I turned the water on medium pressure and let it run directly onto my clit. After about a minute, I had the “need to pee” feeling and then a GIANT orgasm! It felt so good that after it was over I just laid there and proceeded to orgasm TWO MORE TIMES! Thank you!!!”
“Just wanted to recommend using the showerhead for an orgasm. Best feeling! I remember my first time doing that. My first orgasm. I didn’t know what it was, it just felt really good. Hahah, i just called it “the feeling” until i found out that i actually had an orgasm.”“I read about using the showerhead and tried it out because we recently got a new shower installed which is much better than the old one. Oh my god, I have never looked forward to showers so much! PS: thank you so much for this blog! It reminded me that masturbating is totally normal and it’s got tons of tips too!”
“I’ve been getting off with a showerhead for about a year now, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to orgasm if a guy fingers me or eats me? I love your blog, by the way!”
You’ll still be able to orgasm with a partner, it’s all good! Try practising with your own hands as well, maybe?
“I tried the running shower thing to masturbate and it’s better than anything else I’ve ever tried! Thank you very much for that.”
“Whoever first thought of masturbating with a showerhead is a GENIUS. I just tried it for the first time, and it took longer to get there than a vibrator, but it still felt AMAZING.”
"Hi, how do you masturbate with water in the shower properly? I’m scared to get water inside me. I don’t wanna ‘turn myself into a ballon' and I've been scared to masturbate this way since then. Any helpful tips or ways to do it? I don't have a detachable waterhead, so…” - Anon
You don’t need to be worried about getting water inside yourself. When I talk about ‘not blowing yourself up like a balloon’ I mean, like, forcing a lot of water inside at really high pressure - like sticking a hose up there or something! Just water spraying around and getting in your vagina isn’t a big deal.
It might be hard without a detatchable showerhead (depending how flexible you are and how strong your shower is!) but you could try scooting under a bathtub faucet instead. Just spread your lips a little with one hand, and let the water run over your clit.
Have fun playing!
"Basically, when I’m on my period, I get super-horny. Like, I feel as if I just need to finger myself to the max. Unfortunately, as I am on my period, I can’t do anything to myself, as I don’t want to get messy. Humping the pillow is good for a while, but then it gets boring and my legs start to ache. Then rubbing my pants is ok I guess but that gets boring too. What else can I do? HELP!” - Anon
First orgasm story #23:
When I was very young, I experienced my first feelings of pleasure “down there” when my best girl friend dared me to kneel in front of her jacuzzi jet. I didn’t orgasm that time; my first was a few months later under the tub faucet in my own bathtub. But a little over ten years later, using water is still my favorite way! In fact, it’s how I start my day before I take my shower :)
Yay, thanks for sharing!
"Is it harmful if I get water in my vagina? I’m really scared it’ll hurt and I try to get off with the shower head or with the faucet on, but I’m super-scared the water will hurt or that it’ll rip or hurt something else inside my body!” - Anon
Basically, nope, it’s not dangerous! It’s not going to rip or hurt anything - it’s just water after all.
The only thing you have to avoid is, like, forcing water in there under pressure. LADIES: do not try to blow up your vagina like a water balloon. That shit is dangerous.
Also, your vagina totally has its own thing going on chemistry-wise, that’s why it turns out getting water all up in there to clean it is actually worse (in terms of infections and stuff) than leaving it alone. So there’s that. But it’s definitely not an “oh god water went inside me WELP DEATH AWAITS” situation.
Apart from that, go wild ;)
In the shower:
"My shower head has a setting where it’s a circle full of water pressure. The pressure gave me a laughing fit. It felt like a million tiny hands tickling me. I couldn’t hold it on my clit more than ten seconds without my body jolting. At first I would breathe excitedly, but is this normal? It was just a great tickling feeling, no orgasm or juices. Nothing else has excited me before.” - Anon
"Hi there, I cannot use the shower head to save my life and it really frustrates me! When I use it I get horny but that’s it and I’ve tried countless times. Any tips? Thank you :)" - Anon
Not all shower heads are created equal. Some are too powerful, or not powerful enough, or the jets are too spiky, or whatever. If you’re lucky, one day you’ll happen to live somewhere where it’s just perfect ;)
Or maybe it’s just not the kind of stimulation you prefer! So, if it doesn’t do it for you, no biggie. There’s lots of other things to try…
"Today i was masturbating with my showerhead and I got this really intense orgasm. Towards the climax my hands got all tingly and i got really inside my head (that’s the best way i can describe it), and I had a really awesome orgasm. When I stood up, I realized that my hands were so tingly it was ridiculous, and then my stomach started to twitch like crazy… is this normal? I just want to make sure I don’t need to go to the doctor or something!” - Anon
Hey, you don’t need to go to the doctor!
When you’re turned on, your blood pressure tends to go up because you’re all excited. Then, when you orgasm, it drops back off again pretty hard. Then standing up also means your body has to work hard to raise your blood pressure again!
So basically, you got dizzy and tingly because your blood pressure was low. Just stay sat down for a while longer and then stand up more slowly, you’ll be fine ;)
First orgasm story #5:
my first orgasm was in the shower with the shower head. I had so much built up sexual tension because i’d never done it before; i was clueless, i was pretty young, but it felt so good! (probably one of the best orgasms i’ve ever had) i came like 10 times ;) just thought i’d share :P