awkward moments from my inbox…
“I hid my vibrator and now I can’t remember where. Fuck.”
“Oh my gosh I feel so embarrassed! I was grinding on the edge of my bed and I was getting really close to cumming, but then my mom just opened the door and I stopped immediately and she didn’t ask or anything, just talked to me normally and stuff. I feel so embarrassed and I’m pretty sure she knew what I was doing. I really hope she doesn’t try to address it, or something because I’d really rather not talk about masturbation with my mom. If she does mention anything, what should I say?”
Oh, I would probably just say as little as possible in the hopes of ending the conversation ASAP.
“I was listening to some male orgasm sounds when the headphones came off and it played out loud like “UHHH…” for half second before I managed to pause it. it was so embarrassing, I hope my family didn’t hear.”
“My mom just walked into the bathroom and saw my electric toothbrush (which has no head on it of course) in my hand while I was trying to hide it, I told her I had just broken the head and was going to throw it away, but I think she’s onto me. I’m literally SO embarrassed :(( please tell me this has happened to other girls who still live at home, I’ll feel better knowing I’m not the only one who’s had to go through this!”
It’s not just you, but also: your electric toothbrush is meant to be in the bathroom remember? For brushing your teeth? That’s not even suspicious!
“I took my laptop into the bathroom to masturbate, and watch porn. Well. She caught me bringing it out of the bathroom, and she asked did I have it in there with me. I got nervous, and told her I wanted to finish reading something. I hope she doesn’t think anything of it. Any advice if asked again?”
'I can only pee if I have Netflix.'
“So, not even five minute ago, I was reading a story on solotouch and touching myself. As I was rubbing my clit, getting close to climax, I noticed a little bit of movement on my comforter (I was on my bed) and look over to see a SPIDER crawling towards me. I stopped ( I was freaking out), tried locating a shoe, and killing it. That was annoying. I just needed to share that.”
“After I finished getting off I realized I was out of deodorant and my mum keeps a bunch of new ones in her bathroom I didn’t bother getting dressed, cause you know I’m home alone. I open the door to their room and my dad is sitting there on his iPad and he looks up at me and I quickly closed the door and said nothing. I know it’s my fault in the first place. But I didn’t open the door all the way and maybe he didn’t see anything? Aaah I’m really embarrassed.”
“Oh my god. My dad may or may not have just caught me masturbating to your blog! I have no idea if he knows or not. Dying.”
*moment of silence for everyone that’s been walked in on*
“Just tried pillow humping after your blog made me so wet. I straddled my pillow w/ my tits pressed against my cool wall. As I thrust my hips and felt the pressure on my clit, it immediately felt like the moment right before orgasm and I gasped. I moved my hips harder and faster as I clenched my bed frame, my tits hard, rubbing against the wall. I let out a moan as my pussy clenched and I came so hard. I lasted for so long, panting and thrusting harder and harder. Lying here now, my thighs are still trembling and I’m still so wet.”
Oh my… *fans self*
Glad you had fun ;)
My masturbation session…
“I discovered this blog yesterday, and was reading through the posts, and boy are they hot!
I’ve been apart from my boyfriend for about 3 weeks now, and the last time I saw him I was on, so we didn’t do anything. Basically I haven’t had sex for about 7 weeks and I’m known for my voracious appetite! I’m frustrated as hell, and solo play just isn’t taking the edge off so far!
So I find your blog, and it’s really tuning me on, sometimes it takes a while for my body to catch up to my mind when I’m turned on, but no problems here now! I was soaking through my underwear, and I could feel myself pulsating with each heartbeat. I come across a video of a girl masturbating to watching a couple and it’s really getting me going. Something about the voyeuristic nature, watching the watcher, plus hearing the sounds of the couple is really making me horny!
Usually I only climax stoking my clit, but this time I fancy something different. Maybe I’m craving my boyfriend, or maybe I want to mimic what I’m watching on the screen, but my fingers creep down and I start fingering myself. Just slowing stroking my sopping wet walls, pounding against my g-spot. I’ve never really found my g-spot myself, my boyfriend usually has no trouble, but this time, maybe the angle was just right, or the mood, but something was definitely building. I’m still going slow, just crooking my fingers, steadily building myself up. All of a sudden I feel something gushing into hand, and I realise I’ve squirted for the first time ever. As I never usually come through penetration, I move upwards to my clit, taking again the slow and steady build-up route, but this time starting to circle faster and harder as I reach one of my most blinding climaxes I’ve ever achieved with my hands alone!
It was so intense and I can’t wait to try it again, maybe with my partner as he’s coming to visit this weekend… I may have some more stories to tell! ;)”
“I remember the first time I masturbated so clearly. I was about nine and at that age I liked to lay on my stomach while sleeping. Somehow at night my blanket got bunched up underneath my vagina and I woke up with a pressure underneath me. Obviously I had no idea what was happening and when I shifted I could feel that it felt good. I kept rocking back and forth on it and (wow little me) imagining myself stripping in front of my male classmates. I didn’t orgasm, of course. I was too young to know that I had to keep going.
I do remember the first time I orgasmed though. I was 14 and home from school sick (my mom was downstairs and was none the wiser). I was woken up by a very vivid sex dream of my history teacher (he’s so hot), so vivid I can still remember and use it to this day. I was so horny that I didn’t even remember I was sick until I was done. At this point, I knew what masturbation was and that it gave pleasure and orgasms, but I still had no idea what one was and how to get it. Anyway, in the dream my teacher and I had both orgasmed so I replayed the whole thing from the beginning in my mind. I turned over, shoved my blanket and stuffed toy (with a nice pointed nose for perfect clit pleasure) under my vagina. I just kept thrusting and thrusting, eventually throwing my hand down there as well and getting down to just my underwear. I came so hard that morning I had vivid flashbacks every time I saw my teacher all though out high school. Too bad he was married and we couldn’t make my dream become reality…”
“When I was young I did this thing I called “riding a pillow”. I didn’t know why it made me feel so good but I just kept doing it. I started wondering if that was the same feeling that adults have when they have sex. And the older I got, the more it dawned to me that I was indeed pushing myself to an orgasm by riding a pillow. But now to my actual concern: I used to do it just anywhere, including in front of my parents, and they obviously knew what I was doing! Now that I know what I was doing too I feel so awkward!! Any advice?”
Kids do lots of wildly inappropriately stuff, and discovering masturbation without knowing what it actually is is just one of them! It’s super common so don’t freak out. Remember: your parents are the same people who had to change your diapers as a kid, so by comparison this kind of stuff would’ve barely registered.
“So yesterday I was taking a shower then decided to use the showerhead on my clit… I’ve done it before but it never really felt good. I put in on a higher power and put it right against my clit. it felt so good, I couldn’t stand it. I couldn’t keep it on long. My hips bucked and my toes clenched up. so my question is, how can I keep it on long enough for orgasm?”
Ease off for a while, keep breathing, maybe switch to your fingers for a few seconds, then go again, holding the showerhead a little further away to start with and slowly building up all over again. Don’t worry about making it as intense as you can stand, just find something that feels pretty good and go from there. If you keep experimenting and exploring you’ll find something between ‘not good’ and ‘too intense’ and get to enjoy all the delicious pleasure in-between!
(Also, hips bucking and toe-clenching actually sounds a lot like an orgasm so be sure that’s not what’s happening!)
“OH MY GOD: I just came for the first time from my g-spot! I have tried soooo many times but every time I would attempt I would just get uncomfortable and turned off. This time I had been watching some really hot porn and was sooo turned and tried again, but this time I was so into it everything came (haha) naturally and I came within seconds! I found it helped if I timed my fingers with the thrusts. I really needed to tell someone and I also wanted to thank you, as I would be nowhere without you!!!”
“Woah! Milestone alert! Just had my first vaginal orgasm. It was like ‘well okay this is going nowhere, I might as well stop’ and then BAM! Like a freight train, it hit me and I’m still having aftershocks. Yay for me (; all thanks to your blog of course. It was the video of the step brother and sister someone recommended, and I recommend it right back lol. Thanks I guess!”
Why doesn’t hetero porn turn me on?
“I’m bisexual, but I just can’t seem to watch and enjoy straight porn. I can get off to both lesbian and gay porn, but I really can’t get into the straight stuff! Is this really weird? If I like both men and women I should dig the straight stuff right? But instead, It kinda grosses me out.”
Personally though, I can definitely relate! I’m pretty sensitive to porn being disrespectful or degrading to women and there’s a weird power dynamic in guy/girl porn that can turn me off. So for example, I enjoy rough/energetic sex and being fucked hard, but when that’s portrayed in porn, I automatically wonder “is this meant to be the fun kind of hard sex, or is this actually a scene for misogynists’ gratification that’s basically ‘dumb slut gets slammed by monster cock’?”
Whereas two girls or two guys can do whatever to each other and I don’t have the same low-level anxiety getting in the way! So maybe there’s something similar going on for you. Or it could be something else. Who knows. Either way, enjoy ;)
actually really horny.
“First orgasm! YAY!
i’m pretty new to masturbating and don’t do it very often. partly because i’m only really horny around my period but mostly because i feel like i keep trying and trying and just can’t seem to get myself off. i’ve tried using my fingers, the showerhead, humping pillows and grinding on stuff but when nothing seems to work i abandon ship for a while and then start up again in week or two or a month.
i’d kind of given up, figured that maybe orgasms weren’t gonna be in the cards for me, but that masturbation could still be fun and pleasurable, albeit slightly sexually frustrating. ;) Then i stumbled across your blog! i spent two days of trying different methods and tonight i decided to try the bath faucet method. i fully expected it to be fun and pleasurable and relaxing, but not that it could be the thing that finally pushed me to orgasm.
i got the bath started and positioned myself and was laying there for probably 20 minutes, thinking i’d probably give myself an hour and then call it a night, when i decided that maybe reading some smutty fanfiction would help me. and holy shit i literally came with 2 minutes of reading this fic. at least i think i did. i’ve never felt anything like it. all of a sudden my legs and stomach tensed up and this warm feeling spread all the way through my body. it was only for a few seconds but holy shiz it was amazing. afterward i was super sensitive and giddy and just smiling like an idiot. i don’t even care if it wasn’t an actual orgasm, it was awesome.
now i’m completely exhausted. i read that masturbating is supposed to help you sleep, but before, when i wasn’t able to come, i always just felt restless and frustrated and horny after. but now i’m ready to pass out! but i had to come tell you first. thanks so much for this blog and letting me know about the bath facet method. now that i know what’s possible this is definitely gonna have to be more than a once a month thing. :)”