“First orgasm! YAY!
i’m pretty new to masturbating and don’t do it very often. partly because i’m only really horny around my period but mostly because i feel like i keep trying and trying and just can’t seem to get myself off. i’ve tried using my fingers, the showerhead, humping pillows and grinding on stuff but when nothing seems to work i abandon ship for a while and then start up again in week or two or a month.
i’d kind of given up, figured that maybe orgasms weren’t gonna be in the cards for me, but that masturbation could still be fun and pleasurable, albeit slightly sexually frustrating. ;) Then i stumbled across your blog! i spent two days of trying different methods and tonight i decided to try the bath faucet method. i fully expected it to be fun and pleasurable and relaxing, but not that it could be the thing that finally pushed me to orgasm.
i got the bath started and positioned myself and was laying there for probably 20 minutes, thinking i’d probably give myself an hour and then call it a night, when i decided that maybe reading some smutty fanfiction would help me. and holy shit i literally came with 2 minutes of reading this fic. at least i think i did. i’ve never felt anything like it. all of a sudden my legs and stomach tensed up and this warm feeling spread all the way through my body. it was only for a few seconds but holy shiz it was amazing. afterward i was super sensitive and giddy and just smiling like an idiot. i don’t even care if it wasn’t an actual orgasm, it was awesome.
now i’m completely exhausted. i read that masturbating is supposed to help you sleep, but before, when i wasn’t able to come, i always just felt restless and frustrated and horny after. but now i’m ready to pass out! but i had to come tell you first. thanks so much for this blog and letting me know about the bath facet method. now that i know what’s possible this is definitely gonna have to be more than a once a month thing. :)”
“I just want to share something for the girls who don’t have the money or privacy to buy a sex toy and who are trying to find something that actually works. I have one of those “Intuition” razors by Schick and it is the best! It almost looks like a real dildo, it’s pretty wide, it has a really nice texture and it has the perfect shape to stimulate the G-spot. I love it! I squirt SO hard every time I use it, I absolutely recommend it to you all! :)”
“I have been following your blog for a couple months now, ever since I started searching for a solution, or an explanation on why I wasn’t capable of orgasming. I am 19, and it had never been an issue in the 6 years I have been sexually active, because I had always been the “top” in bed (I liked dating straight girls - what can I say?). With my previous, and fourth girlfriend, I could make her cum just by looking at her the right way, and it started to worry me why the same thing wasn’t happening to me. My last gf was much more adventurous in bed then my previous pillow princesses, and as time went on it made us more and more sad in bed that I couldn’t. Then I found YOUR BLOG! Goodness heavens it was fantastic. I had never really been into porn - too many dicks and fake lesbians - but the stuff you publish is fantastic. Finally after about 3 months following you, I used my electric toothbrush wrapped in saran wrap.
Holy fuck. I have never shook that hard before. It was insane. I couldn’t speak or move afterwards. I found sweet spots and just went with it. If I didn’t work at my job all day - I would completely understand why people masturbate 3 times a day. Thank you so much for the idea! To all the girls who feel like its hopeless… know that it’s not. Your vagina is just special and has a higher bar of expectations for pleasure. Keep experimenting! You will find that sweet spot! :D”
“Yo. That post about the electric toothbrush with the bristles on your clit causing a fan-freaking-tastic orgasm did not lie. My vibrator died and I can’t really get off using just my fingers, and that post occurred to me while I was trying to come up with a new method. So I wrapped my electric toothbrush up in plastic wrap and tried the same thing they did, and damn, that was intense. I didn’t come in three seconds like they did, but it was a lot quicker and a hell of a lot more awesome than normal. Thanks for the tip on that one!”
Yay! Happy to help ;)
“I just moved into a new house with a whirlpool tub and thought of your blog. Let’s just say bathing isn’t the only thing being done in that tub anymore ;o”
"So I’ve always seen the tips about using a shower head, but I don’t have a detachable shower head. So feeling creative I decided to give my jacuzzi bath a try. Just swung my legs over the tub, laid back, and let the jets blast itself into my clit and wow! I’ve never orgasmed so much or gotten off by myself to the point where I’m moaning and saying “oh fuck.” It’s my new favorite thing to do!!! If you have a jacuzzi bath tub I highly recommend it!”
“So I recently bought a tube of Marc Jacobs mascara from Sephora. Unfortunately, it’s sort of clumpy and always irritates my contact lenses. However, a few days ago it dawned on me that there might be a better use for it. It’s pretty dick shaped and like 6 inches long, and sure enough it makes an excellent dildo! Obviously it doesn’t vibrate or anything but it still feels REALLY good and I actually orgasmed using it!”
“The sound of the rain really turns me on.
The other day I was in bed and I was reading a book, it was hot in there so I was wearing just shorts and a loose top. I kept my window slightly open and the room was in dim light in that lazy late afternoon. Suddenly a rumble of thunder broke the silence and after a minute it started raining, lightly, at first, then it became an actual rainstorm. I always liked the sound of the rain but it that moment I felt so relaxed and comfy that I started caress my body and kept reading. Just my bare thigh, tickling the skin with my nails and It felt nice so I touched my belly too, drawing circles over the fabric until I was sighing softly and I reached under my top, finding the goosebump caused by the cold air coming from outside.
Glancing down at my chest I saw my nipples showing under the cloth and I actually giggled before gently massaging them. At this point my book was somewhere near my pillow and I was lying on my back with my knees raised, fondling my inner thighs, slowly reaching the hem of my shorts and after removing them I started touching myself over my panties, just delicately rubbing over my clit. The rumble of thunders kept me company and the tinkling sound of raindrops hitting the railing of the balcony cuddled me while I led my fingers to my mouth and licked them, humming softly then I moved my panties aside, without removing them, and started teasing myself.
I was so wet already and just slipped the tip of a finger inside, then drag it out, back and forth, every time going a little bit deeper. There was no hurry, this time I was purely enjoying myself. With my other hand I was lazily rubbing my clit and letting out little noises. I’m usually very quiet, but that day I was home alone and my room was filled by little moans and sighs, I was actually surprised, I’ve never really listened to the sounds I make when I’m like this. Some moments later I pushed a second finger inside of me and raised my hips, it was sooo much better, I could go deeper and my muscled tensed for keeping my legs raised. I went faster now, the whines were higher so I closed my eyes and simply let it go. I was trembling so much, tried to catch my breath but I couldn’t. My fingers were barely moving but just the feeling of them in me was driving me crazy. My orgasm hit me all at once, I was so concentrated feeling everything, my legs were shaking one moment and went perfectly still the next. It was so intense I open my mouth but couldn’t make a sound, my knees got closer to my chest, my toes curled as I felt every wave of pleasure. Finally, after a last delicious shudder I slumped on the bed, breathless and high and sooo satisfied.
I was chuckling looking at the ceiling and hugged my pillow nuzzling my face. It was still raining and I fell asleep moments later. Just writing this got me shivering and kind of horny actually, but I really enjoyed myself, hope I wasn’t boring xD I just love you and your blog and wanted to share this ;)”
“Just got off with the showerhead and let me just say, longest orgasm ever! It just fucking kept going you don’t even understand. (Maybe you do…) Wow. I’m still smiling like an idiot. I was damn near screaming I really hope nobody heard me across the hall.
Also I would like to say that female ejaculation is not a myth. I thought it was until it happened to me when I first got my detachable showerhead a few months ago. It’s rare but some women squirt from clit stimulation. I found out I’m one of them. I’ve been squirting every time I use the detachable showerhead.”
“Hi! I have been reading your blog and was very interested in your tips for masturbation. I have never done anything more than rubbing myself under the blankets, mostly because I still live with my parents, who have the annoying habit of barging in my room without knocking. But this week I had the house to myself so I decided to try masturbating in the shower, using the showerhead. I had never done this before (again, because we have no lock on the bathroom door and everyone in this house just barges in whenever they like) and I was really surprised at how good it felt. When you twist our showerhead to the side the water pressure even goes up and turns into this centered massage jet.
It felt so good that I had to alternate the water between my clit and my tighs, because the sensation was just too strong. When I came out of the shower I felt all tingly and so I did it the next evening as well, and the one after that, this night is the last night before my parents come home, so I wanted to really take my time to enjoy myself because who knows when I’ll be able to do this again. However, when I was finished I noticed that it took a lot more effort to switch the showerhead back, and than suddenly there was a loud crack. Although luckily I did eventually manage to turn the showerhead back to normal, there is now a very visible gap in the casing… I really hope my parents won’t notice because I don’t fancy having to explain exactly how that crack got there.But thank you so much for your tips, I really have never felt so good, but I think I’ll stay away from the shower for a while…”
“Can I share something? I’ve always seen posts about getting off with a shower head, and I tried a few times but didn’t like it, the pressure just felt too much, and I don’t know, it felt uncomfortable and not pleasurable at all. The shower’s a great place to masturbate though since no one can show up in the middle of it, and so I found another method that I wanted to share, even though it’s a bit strange (never heard anyone talk about it).
I usually put a lot of shampoo on my lady parts and then start rubbing a shampoo bottle around it, on the sides, on top, everywhere, while playing with my breasts too. it usually takes a little while, but it’s so slick and slippery and it feels sooo good, and then when you actually reach orgasm it lasts FOREVER (I think it’s because i’m in this tiny shower and I can’t really spread my legs and let go or anything) and oh my god it’s the best orgasms i’ve ever had :)”
“I’ve been trying the showerhead method for a while now with no success. But I gave it another go tonight and… well, to put long story short: setting number 3 is my new favorite!”
“Lately, I’ve been super horny, but I don’t have time to myself since i’m on my finals. Today, while I was taking a bath, I tried the showerhead thing and it was amazing! thank you for the advices xx”
“OMG, something amazing just happened I have to share!
So i heard that orgasm is awesome stoned but I never tried it because it was always too hard to get turned on while high. But I spent the last few days trying without avail to get off properly, so I figured I might as well have another go.
I smoked really late at night, hopped into bed with my computer, and started getting in the mood. After a few minutes I let my imagination take over as I got into it. Everything started coming together so well. I was already more creative and uninhibited in my imagination, I was more comfortable contorting my body as i needed, and everything was moving slow enough to take note of all of my sensations. Soon enough I was feeling what can only really be described as sun shining from my clitoris. I ended up having three long-ass orgasms, flowing seamlessly from one to the next. It took me an entire minute lying still to recover! It was honestly the hardest I ever came.”
“I have a story I want to tell but first let me say that oh man do I relate to all you girls out there who live with their parents. I have gotten to a point the past couple of months where I am literally horny all day, every day and I can rarely do anything about it. I don’t watch porn but I look up porn blogs on my phone, visit this blog regularly, and read smutty fanfic but I’m so paranoid it’ll show up somehow.
Anyway, onto the story. I always wanted to take nude photos of myself because I get super turned on looking at myself naked in the mirror. But like I said camera, phone, laptop, all registered and looked at occasionally by parents. A few nights ago I was so horny after looking at this blog I locked my door and got undressed. I didn’t actually take any photos but I positioned my phone in different angles to see what it would look like if I took nude photos. In one word: hot. Not because I’m self-centered but because it’s incredibly satisfying to see yourself naked. Long story short I took my time with myself that night. I remembered the tips you gave on drawing out your orgasm and my pleasure lasted so long, I was so wet. So to any girls at home, hang in there with me, we’ll be out soon enough (this is actually one of main reasons for wanting to move out soon). Try pointing a camera at yourself and make time to really please yourself. Trust me, you won’t be sorry!”
“I’ve been on summer vacaction for a little more than two weeks, and to be honest I’ve been masturbating like crazy. But I think something weird is happening to me. I’m a straight female, but every time I need some motivation to get off, I search on tumblr, and I see girls masturbating and it turns me on, and I always end up cumming to them. This has been happening for about a week? I have been debating lately, if I am a lesbian or I just have a female masturbation fetish. I’m so confused - help?”
It’s not weird! It’s actually pretty common! it’s just because girls are hot! It doesn’t make you a lesbian! And I wouldn’t exactly think of it as a ‘fetish either! It’s just like 'oh hey someone masturbating… OOH I COULD DO THAT TOO!' *plays along*
So now all that’s settled, here’s a video you might like ;)
“Okay, sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you this. i was looking through your blog and watched that gentle girl/guy bondage vid (so fucking hot I nearly came without touching myself) but it got really interesting when I decided to get my electric toothbrush.
I washed it and then covered it with seran wrap to make sure no icky germs get down there and started finding out where it felt good while I listened to the girl/guy 10 minute moaning compliation. Now, usually when I jill off, I just move my clitoris hood over and around my actual clit because it’s less intense and gets me off without the leg-shaking, bed-creaking that would wake parents up. (I live in a very small house).
Now, this time I decided to shake things up a little bit and pulled back my hood and gently pressed the edge of the bristles (softened by the seran wrap so it didn’t hurt) against my clit directly. At first, it was sort of numb, like nothing happened for a few seconds and I was about to give up when THE LITERAL BIGGEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A TRAIN. Like, moaning, ripping the earphones out of my ears as I arched my back and shook all over. It felt like I was going to pee a bit and I was afraid that I was gonna squirt, but I pulled the toothbrush off just in time.
Thank goodness no one was home because I practically screamed “Oh- Fuck FUCK FU—UNNMH!” And I am usually the quietest person ever! At most, I would moan a little as I came when it was safe cause it sounds sorta sexy. I always thought that girls who screamed where just faking it for the camera or their partners! Well I guess I know better now…”