“First thing you should know about me, I get off on a bit of pain. Second, I wear jean shorts more than anything else.
One day I was plucking my eyebrows in my bathroom. The sink sticks about a foot and a half from the wall so I had to bend over it to get close to the mirror to see all the little hairs I was plucking. Anyway bending over caused the seam of my shorts to press right up against my clit. It felt really good, and I started moving my hips around to keep friction and pressure. But then the constant light pain of plucking my eyebrows combined to make it even more intense… and I came so hard I fell onto the sink.”
“So I’m a college senior and this year is my first to have a private dorm room. So obviously in celebration I bought myself my first vibrator (a Doc Johnson rabbit, do recommend). I found your blog this morning, and, being a very goal-oriented person, when I saw all the posts about squirting I knew what I was doing tonight! The first time I tried, no dice, but I was so turned on from reading your blog all day I tried again. This time, I would stimulate my G-spot for a while and then pull out like you suggested. I started to feel some trickles so I looked through your squirting tag. The last time, when I went back in everything was much more intense. I felt the “need to pee” feeling stronger than ever and just went with it, vibrator still in, and HOLY SHIT. So much fluid gushed out of me. I wet a huge spot through two towels and the futon I was sitting on. The stimulation didn’t feel much different from normal, but I was so satisfied that I had managed it, my orgasm hit super hard! Thanks for a great night!”
I think you and the rabbit deserve most of the credit! But you are welcome :)
my blog is now 100 pages long!
“Personally I have a difficult time getting off unless I lay on my stomach. Well, one day my partner and I were in bed, but I knew he needed sleep for work, so I rolled onto my stomach and started touching myself… but I guess he heard me, so he started grabbing my ass, and I got off like immediately. Then he was full-on awake, came over me and started fucking me from behind… while I was still playing with myself. Since, then, I’ve found that I can even achieve orgasm while laying on my back, as long as I’m teasing myself while we’re having sex. (Which my partner thinks is really hot.)
So girls, try playing with yourself while you’re having sex. Then you get the best of both worlds!”
"I came from pretending to masturbate a strap-on. WTF?"
“So I bought a strap-on recently, despite not having anyone to use it on at the moment (I bought it for the purpose of pegging, some day!). Last week I randomly discovered jacking off with it got me aroused and I, somehow, got some pleasure out of it, despite the lack of contact with my clit or vagina. While I enjoyed it it also weirded me out just a tinyyy bit, since I’ve always fully identified as female and what I was doing was basically masturbating an imaginary dick.
Anyways, yesterday before bed, I was a bit horny and decided to try again, so I put it on, lubed it up and went at it. Except, about 2 minutes or so into it, I orgasmed!!?…. it happened when I was rubbing the underside a bit more, where the frenulum would be, which both that and rubbing my palm around the head, felt really really good…. I think it’s safe to say that’s the only time I’ve orgasmed with a look of total confusion on my face in the midst of my blissful spasm-ing. I wasn’t fantasizing about anything, and I’m not the type that can just think themselves to orgasm either- the act and pleasure just felt almost real… Basically I’m just confused how this was even possible, and why I feel physical pleasure from it in the first place. (and like i mentioned earlier, this almost makes me question my identity, which is a bit unnerving… just the thought that you may not actually know yourself fully, you know?)”
All sensations are basically stuff your brain makes up, whether you’re actually touching yourself or not! Usually they correspond to actual physical stuff, but not always.
It’s basically like the placebo effect, where you can give someone a fake medicine and sometimes their actual body will respond as if they took real medicine. Crazy but true. (You can also get a party drunk on non-alcoholic beer.)
So yeah, you were fake-doing something ‘to yourself’ but your brain chose to just go along with it, which is actually kind of cool if you ask me! Throw in the fact that there’s surely something about it that turns you on (enough to have bought your strap-on in the first place anyway!) and it’s really not so mysterious.
I don’t think you need to Majorly Question your identity necessarily, especially as you’ve “always identified as a female.” Playing around with gender stuff and discovering things can be fun rather than a headfuck. There’s actually a huge gap between "I am trapped in the wrong sex body!" and "sometimes I think it would be really hot to have a dick and put it inside people", so be chill and enjoy :)
Non-pelvic floor orgasms are a thing
"Hi, I saw your recent post about “missing orgasms” and ACTUALLY, those sounds like non-pelvic floor orgasms. It’s a myth that all orgasms culminate in one big (or multiple) throbbing event, but are recognised AFTER you’re surprisingly sated and relaxed as if you HAD common pelvic floor orgasm.
Oftentimes when you’re like “OMG THIS FEELS AMAZING HOW AM I NOT CUMMING” and then the tension just…goes away—TADA! Non-pelvic floor orgasm. Came and you didn’t even know it ‘til it was over. Used to have these all the time, and stressed with my ex for ages by not understanding or appreciating my sexual relief, always looking for a “regular” orgasm.“Some women have orgasms and don’t know it. Some women do not experience orgasm in the sense of feeling their pelvic floor muscles contract. They do however reach a peak of arousal after which they feel very relaxed and contented, the same feelings other women experience after orgasm. By contrast, women who get very aroused and do not experience orgasm will sometimes feel “nervous” or “edgy” or even an aching discomfort in their pelvis.”
Wow, you would think that I’d know about this, but I had no idea! Interesting stuff. Thanks so much.