Imagining eating out my friend…
"I’ve been reading this blog for a while now and keep coming across the posts about fantasies involving your best friend, and it eventually planted the idea of me making a move and going down on my own best friend. I went to her place today after not seeing each other for a while, and I was instantly was taken aback at how good she looked. I’m straight, but lesbian porn always turns me on. Her tits are huge, her body’s rockin’ and my mind started wandering while she talked. I just imagine how would I go about doing the deed, creating scenarios in my head.
Maybe I would let her catch me rubbing my clit through my jeans so she could join me.
”What are you doing?..” she would say.
“I’m just a little, you know…horny tonight.” while I giggle and bite my lip.
She would probably laugh awkwardly and just watch me. Maybe I would turn her on and she would follow. I imagined making out with her, kissing her hard, finding out what she really tastes like. Then I can imagine myself pulling down her pants slowly revealing her puffy pussy. I can imagine myself eating her out, starting with sucking on her clit and flicking it with my tongue. I would lick her outer lips, feeling how soft they are. I’d press my whole tongue against her, and just slowly lick her all the way up. I would stick a few of my fingers in her mouth and make her suck on them, getting them all nice and wet, and then stick them in her pretty pussy. I would start slow, and eventually get faster, pumping my hand in and out. I assume her moans would be loud, turning me on even more. I rub her clit as I go full speed on her pussy making her beg for more. “I’m gonna cum!” she yells as I break a sweat pleasing her. Then on the last stroke of my hands, I pull them out and she squirts all over me. Her hot juice cover my face and gets in my mouth. Her sweet nectar only makes me want her more.
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?". Oops."
“Hi, so I wanna share something. ;) Usually I masturbate without having to worry about anyone seeing cause I’m by myself in the house. But lately I’ve had no time to myself cause everyone isn’t at school or work as much and I use my electric toothbrush which works amazingly. ;) But I can’t use it cause it’s too loud.
So later I’m reading smut fanfiction, and I get really horny. My sister is in the same room, on her laptop like me. In her position, she would have to look sideways to see me, and I had my legs in a certain position so she couldn’t see my crotch. It’s night time so only the table lamp and the TV is lighting up the room. I decided to sorta relieve myself a bit so I just let my fingers rub my clit lightly through my pants while continuing to read. It started getting hotter and hotter and I scraped two nails against my clit and I suddenly got this more intense pleasure.
I started doing it over and over again as I read on and then I thought about how I’m here touching myself with my sister not even 4 feet away, which turned me on. Then I thought about hot scenarios in my mind and the pleasure just got more and more intense and I was twitching slightly and I could feel my skin become hot and a bit sweaty. I also noticed that my breathing was getting scratchy and I had to make sure I wasn’t breathing too loud. I thought about the couple in the fanfiction whispering sexy things into eachother’s ears, thought about how they’d say things like “oh god,” or “harder, more, faster,” and next thing I know, I can feel that knot in my stomach come apart and I’m orgasming short but hard and god, it felt so good. I never thought I’d be able to come with just my fingers cause it never worked before. So that’s my story. ;)”
Earlier, I posted about weird/wrong things you used to believe about sex. Then, lots of people shared theirs with me! So now, here they are:
“i was watching TV and at some point a character on the show was talking about being pregnant and a flashback happened to the “conception” and all that was shown was the two making out, so for a long time i assumed that sex was just two people making out.”
"When I was younger, I thought oral sex was just making out."
“My sexual misconception - I thought you got pregnant from French kissing boys. Like the egg would travel from his tongue onto yours and it would grow in your stomach. I didn’t want to French kiss boys for years.”
“When I was growing up, my mom was pregnant and one night I heard my parents making “bedroom noises”. My mom sounded hurt and I thought she might have had the baby while she was trying to sleep. I was like six or seven years old. In the morning I kept nagging my mom, and telling her that it sounded like she was in pain last night, and my parents seemed to not want to talk about it.”
“When i was younger before i knew what penises looked like i thought they were just like vaginas that hung down several inches, for many years, until in 6th grade when someone compared them to a hot dog aha.”
“I used to think that if you had any kind of sex, you would have a particular smell and people would know just by being near you.”
“I thought oral sex was people talking throughout having sex.”
“When I was about 7 or 8, I was trying to imagine what sex would look like. All I could picture was a hot dog going inside a doughnut.”
“My mom told me sex was when a man and woman cuddled each other in bed, and then the sperm would go from the penis into the vagina and thats how babies are made. I didn’t know the penis had to go in the vagina so for a long time I thought the sperm just walked out the penis and went through the bed to the vagina.”
“I thought getting pregnant depended on how long you kissed someone for. So if you kissed for 5 minutes, you’d get pregnant, and if you kissed for 10 minutes- twins! But if you didn’t want a baby you had to stop kissing just before you got to 5 minutes. (I knew about sperm so I think I thought that it took that long for sperm to travel up and into the woman’s body.”
“I used to think gay sex involved inserting one penis into the other (even though I realized that seemed impossible???) and then I was upset when I found out about anal because I thought it meant two guys wouldn’t be able to have sex while facing each other.”
“in 5th grade when I had my first class of sex ed. the teacher was explaining how people have sex on this big diagram and I was so confused about how the semen got into the vagina I literally thought that the penis hovered outside of the vagina and the semen somehow traveled into the girl and I kept on asking the teacher these odd questions because I was just not getting it. Also, a good friend of mine later in that class almost fainted.”
“I thought the balls went in the condom too.”
“I honestly did not understand that the penis went into the vagina until the summer before tenth grade.”
"How can I tell my partner I don’t like something in bed?"
“My girlfriend is absolutely lovely and respectful and really open with me. But I’m not sure how I’m supposed to tell her I don’t like getting my ass grabbed, or my waist held (where i was held down when i was assaulted).When we’re doing sexy things most of the time those two places are where her hands go naturally, so I’m not sure how to tell her I’m uncomfortable with it because I don’t want her to get too cautious around it and stop enjoying herself. How should I discuss this with her?”
I’m sorry this has a sad story behind it. But the good news is this is actually a pretty simple conversation to have:
"Y’know, I kinda get skeeved out whenever I get my ass grabbed, or my waist held…"
Then your choice of…
"…for some reason."
"…because it reminds me of when I was assaulted."
"But I love it when you [do this other thing] or [this other thing]! It’s just those things."
She sounds like the kind of decent person that’ll respect that. You’re right that ass-grabbing comes pretty naturally to people, so sure, she might slip up every now and then, but now you’ve had the conversation you should only need to slide her hand away to somewhere you’re more comfortable with and she’ll take the hint.
A few questions from my inbox about getting off…
“Is it ok to get off more then 3 times in a single day?”
“Is it weird that sometimes I touch myself without the purpose of wanting an orgasm? Like it feels so amazing and makes me feel great even without the orgasm!”
Nope, that’s not weird :)
“I read on here that it’s actually ok to masturbate on your period, but i also read somewhere that if you masturbate on your period and you orgasm, it can slow the heavy flows and relieve cramps. Is that true?”
Yeah, that happens for some of us! But for others, orgasms actually make the cramps worse. You’ll just have to see for yourself.
“The other day I was masturbating and just when I was about to come I heard someone just outside the window! It made me jump a little but it also made me giggle but it kinda felt like the orgasm coupled with the knowledge that someone was hearing me orgasm induced the laughter? so I was laughing while I orgasmed, something I’ve never experienced before and it was amazing, because I just really let myself go! but I was wondering, is orgasm induced laughter a thing?”
I don’t have Proper Science to back me up on this, but anecdotally, it seems like the semi-involuntary body reflexes - like crying, yawning, sneezing, shivering, laughing and orgasming - occasionally get mixed up together, with weird but harmless results :)
“I was talking to a friend about masturbation and orgasms because she’s asexual and curious about it, but not curious or interested enough to actually experience it, and I mentioned I’d once had three orgasms in one session because I knew multiple orgasms was a thing. She started asking specific questions and got me wondering, are multiple orgasms classed as one after the other in succession or one, then waiting a bit, then another? Are both right? Wrong?”
I don’t think the UN have released official guidelines on this, but I think it definitely counts as “multiple orgasms” even if you wait a bit between them, but not if you put your pants back on and make a sandwich in-between.
orgasm -> orgasm = multiple orgasms.
orgasm -> sandwich -> orgasm = you just masturbated twice.
Q:if I have a link to an audio that I recorded, can I send you the link through an ask or submission, and would you psot it on your blog?
I would probably post it, yes ;)
In the park at night…
“My best guy friend and I have been friends with benefits for two years now. It works for us because we have a no-strings-attached mindset and we can be comfortable around each other. One night he came by my place with a six pack of beer and a pizza box. It was early in the evening so we watched a movie. When it was over we took a nap, him on the floor and I on the couch, until one of his friends called him and told him he was having a party and invited us over.
After stopping by a supermarket and getting lots and lots of alcohol, we passed by a park far away from where I live; it was dark and almost empty. We still had the effects of the beer in our heads so the vibe was so intense that my guy friend and I looked at each other knowingly, I knew what I wanted and he wanted it as well. He parked and as soon as I stepped out of the car he grabbed my hand and took me somewhere dark to make out against a tree. I’m one of those girls who like to play the “cat and mouse” game so I started teasing him, kissing him hard and touching him just above his waist, and then pause and backed a little bit, smiling mischievously.
But to my surprise he wanted to play hard (honestly, I didn’t think he had it in him) and I was more than willing. He grabbed my waist with so much strength that I whimpered a little bit too loud. Looking around I noticed that we were totally alone. He quickly turned my back so that his cock was pressing on my buttocks and he grabbed my elbows with one hand, which made me go all wet down there. With his other hand grabbed my breasts, stroking and pinching them with such ease my mind went blank, then he ran it inside my underwear and just the thought of what he was about to do made me moan aloud.
He breathed on my neck while playing with my pussy. I could feel the orgasm building, and I knew it was going to be amazing. And then he whispered “Tell me how you want it” and I said over my breath “Just fuck me… hard”. He quickly turned me and kissed me, biting my nipples until I didn’t care about who might see or hear us. I reached inside his pocket grabbed the condom I knew he kept there and opened it and put it on him slowly and he gasped and moaned (I love to make him do that). We looked at each other expectantly and that’s when he pressed the tip of his cock on my soaked pussy and kissed and nipped my neck (he knows I’m particularly sensitive there).
“Ready?” he asked me. I was too turned on to do anything other than nod.
He jammed inside me so hard that almost fell to the floor. That sensation was so overwhelming that I practically came immediately. He kept filling me with slow hard thrusts and then picked up speed. With every fiber of my body I felt the orgasm reaching its peak. The whole thing was so unlike us, and it was amazing. I came so hard I could barely see straight. But he kept pounding inside me with such desperate need I didn’t mind if I blacked out. When he finally came I was so lost I had to kneel, so we both fell on the grass, panting and sweating.
We’d forgotten about his friend’s party. We were so exhausted that we made it to the party but left the alcohol over the counter and went back to my apartment and cuddled our way to sleep.
I’ll tell you, this was the first time I had sex in a public place and that we had done it in a hardcore-mode. I still masturbate thinking about that one time, and I’m looking forward to another round soon.”
"I can’t orgasm with my partner, even though I can by myself - help!"
I have a LOT of messages like this…
“I’ve been sexually aware a VERY long time, and yeah, I DEFINITELY know what I’m doing masturbation-wise… but I just cannot seem to achieve orgasm with a partner! Oh, the pleasure peaks and rolls and eases (somewhere between ‘faking it’ and a full blown orgasm) but never the snap of pleasure I get when alone… I can’t for the life of me figure out why. I’ve had some fantastic partners, but no luck at all in the orgasm department … Any thoughts or tips?”
I have some thoughts and tips!
- You’re not alone. Like I say, I’ve got so many messages about this. It’s really pretty common.
- Try and accept things temporarily. This is hard, I know, because it’s a bit annoying. But if you can both feel OK about how things are for now, then learning to climax together can feel more like a playful, extra-credit sex experiment you can both enjoy and laugh about, rather than a scary relationship-threatening fuck-crisis.
- Is he/she doing it right? This isn’t “right” as in “normal” but “right” in the sense of “what you actually like.” Does it actually feel better when he just presses firmly on your clit rather than rub it? Do you get more trembly when she’s running her tongue slowly over you than when she’s going all fast later on? Sometimes it’s surprising what feels good (and what actually doesn’t feel that good!) when you pay close attention. Here are some tips on explaining to your partner what’s good.
- Show and tell. As you can climax through masturbation, then masturbating with your partner could be really helpful, for lots of reasons! You get to come, which is obviously awesome. Your partner gets to see how you do it ,which might give them some ideas. It can help you get used to orgasming in front of someone else. Or, if it doesn’t work, that might help you work out that it’s more a mental thing than a physical thing. (Tip: if you want to make your partner feel included and like they’re helping make you cum, get ‘em to suck on your boobs or something else you like.)
- Mix it up alone. It’s great if you’re a pro at getting yourself off in 30 seconds through your own perfected method. And there’s nothing wrong with being your own best lover! But stimulation from another person is always going to be a little less consistent and predictable. (That’s sort of what makes it more fun!) You might naturally associate ‘orgasms’ with lying in a particular position in a particular place at a particular time doing something in particular, so when you’re with your partner, your brain’s like "…the what now?" It helps to mix up your masturbation habits, even if that means trying things that aren’t so instantly, orgasmically effective.
- Fantasise… in reverse. Everyone likes to think of the perfect sex as being completely in the moment at all times. But sometimes taking your thoughts outside the situation can be helpful, like when guys think about something really boring or gross for a minute to try and delay their orgasm. So, try this: when you’re with your partner and something is feeling good, try imagining that you’re masturbating, and that it’s you giving yourself that feeling. Sometimes you realize that if you were experiencing the same sensation during masturbation, then it might get you over the edge. It replaces the maybe-slightly-negative selftalk you might have your partner (“Is this going to get me off? I don’t know. It feels good, but what if it doesn’t? I wonder how long I should let him keep going for. Should I just give up now? Arrrararhgh…”) to the probably-quite-relaxed selftalk your have by yourself ("ah this feels nice gonna carry on")
Basically, the four ideas are:
- teach your partner to touch you like you do when you masturbate
- teach yourself to masturbate the way your partner might touch you
- masturbate with your partner
- or imagine you’re masturbating while your partner is doing their thing.
And like I said at the beginning, if you can keep things playful, it helps with the other stuff. For instance, masturbating with a partner can be really fun! But if you’re both feeling guilty about your orgasmlessness, then it’s gonna feel like “you are so goddamn bad at this i guess i’ll just do it by myself :( :(“ That sucks. (It’s also not gonna help make you come.) If you’re in a happier, more secure place, it can be all lustful instead, like "oh my god you’re making me feel so good I can’t help but touch myself too" or funny and practical, like "okay gorgeous, you do you, i’ll do me, let’s make the magic happen!" That’s a lot more fun for both of you, climax or not.
If anyone out there has any extra advice or wants to share their story, get in my ask.
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