'Tell me more…'
“Last week I (18,female) was at a bonfire at my best friend’s house with a bunch of girls from our soccer team. We ended up playing Never Have I Ever and Truth or Dare and all those games and I told everyone about a time I hooked up with another girl at a party, then my friend, who I’ll call Amy, described a time at camp when she also hooked up with a girl. I think we were both pleasantly surprised that we weren’t the only ones who had “experimented” (I’m actually bisexual and have had, let’s just say, more than one experience with the same gender, but not many people know that).
Anyways, it started raining outside and it was quite chilly, so most people had left and the only three of us left were my best friend, me and Amy. We went inside and popped open a half-finished bottle of wine. My best friend was freezing from the cold rain and said she wanted to go take a shower, when Amy spilled the bottle of wine all over me. My friend offered to throw my stained clothes in the wash, so I took off my pants and shirt. She told me to help myself to her clothes while she was in the shower, but I was a bit “lazy” and decided to just chill in my bra and underwear. The lack of clothes made me cold, so I got a blanket and snuggled back up on the couch. Amy said she was cold and asked to share the blanket, so of course I agreed quickly… She looked at me and quietly said “So tell me more about that girl you kissed.” So I did. Then, I told her about another night that summer when I lost my virginity, and she stared intensely at me the whole time.
By then I was getting pretty wet and I think she was too. We started cuddling which is something we had done before anyways in just a casual friend manner, except this time it was definitely become less friend-like and more sexual, with lots of accidental hand-grazing in some naughty places. Just as we started getting a bit more obvious about this not being accidental, the doorbell rang. Apparently my friend’s sister had gotten locked out, and then Amy checked the time noticed she was about to be late for her curfew… So she ended up going home and nothing else happened :(
Disappointing, I know, for everyone who was hoping for a super hot ending, but maybe sometime soon I’ll have a sequel to share with you all ;)”
I really hope so!
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Yep, labia are multicoloured, it’s all good
“Is it normal if my inner labia is really dark on the edges? I feel like this is going to end up being a major turn off or something because it’s not all nice and pink and I’m really self conscious about it?? does anyone else have this??
OK yeah like this right?
Guess what! Only in porn (OK and I guess, like, some people’s actual vaginas!) are all labia super-tiny and perfectly straight and pink.
Actually everyone’s are some random combination of pink/brown/dark/multicoloured/short/long/thin/fat but DO NOT WORRY! It is all good in labiatown. For that is the way of labias. They do their own thing! Sometimes even the left one is doing a different thing to the right one, like rebellious twins.
“Hey! I love your blog! It turns me on so much! All these stories are amazing! Anyways I have a simple question.
I’ve been talking to this really amazing guy for about two months. I went over his house about a week ago and we were cuddled and watching TV and suddenly he reached over and began massaging my breast which I love! And it turned me on so much. I pulled down his boxers and his boner just sprung out. I started to give him head and it was so amazing. The thing is I want to give him head again! And again and again! I’m just not sure how to initiate it. Like do I tell him “hey let’s hang out so I can give you head again?” He’s really a great guy. I just feel like we haven’t been talking long enough for me to be giving him head as much as I want. Please help! Any advice would be great! Thanks again!”
Well, there’s usually an anticipation that if you fooled around last time, the next time you hang out, you might also do the same stuff? So you can just be “hey wanna hang out?” and it’ll be pretty self-explanatory. ( I think it’d probably need more talking if you wanted to hang out again but not do any sex stuff this time.)
I try not to oversimplify - there can be more to a situation than meets the eye, and communication and openness are always important - but I’m guessing that he’s probably going to be totally down for you giving him head ‘again and again and again.’
So, have fun ;)
Breathe (and stop!)
“One AMAZING thing happened to me today with my boyfriend. Everything was going like normal, but about thirty seconds before my orgasm, I started taking really deep breaths. I never realized it, but I often hold my breath, or take really quick, shallow breaths during sex, or when I’m masturbating. I think that’s a completely involuntary thing.
Well, I took one huge, deep breath, right as I orgasmed, and it was probably the most amazing orgasm ever. That’s right, ever. Better than a squirt, better than my first time, better than anything. That’s how I always imagined climaxes were, but I was always disappointed that I never had one like that.
It literally felt like the pleasure came in waves, all from my belly, to the tips of my fingers, down to my toes. I felt like I was being cut in half, in the best way. Wow! That sounds totally awful, but it was almost like an out of body experience, the pleasure was that great.
My boyfriend noticed- he knew today was a little different than the usual! He kept asking what he did that was different. I just laughed and told him we got lucky. (I couldn’t let him down, easy. Haha.)
Ladies (and gentlemen) remember to breathe! It’s not just for yoga! You’ll be thanking me later! xxx”
But on the other hand!
“I just had to tell you that I tried holding my breath right before and during my orgasm and it was the most surreal and pleasurable thing I think I’ve ever experienced. It seriously lasted like a minute!”
So, here’s a fun thing: pay attention to what you normally do. And then next time, try doing the opposite. It’s kind of fun.
more fun links to explore…
hey, remember when i posted all those sex blog links? naturally, some of you sent me some more! so here they are…
“You should definitely check out theladies-room it’s a fantastic blog!
“Here’s a link I think you should add: yesmistressandpetthings. Admittedly it’s my porn blog… :)”
“OK, so for everyone else who likes to masturbate (v. often) like me, i want to tell you about the audios on Literotica. They’re SO hot like kbdjxbdv… so check ‘em out if that’s your kinda thing!”
“You should totally check out roughsmut. Such an über sweet girl, sexy too from her own pictures and damn good reblogs too. I can’t remember her name but she’s definitely someone everyone should follow.”
“Can you add lesbea.com to your list of porn stuffs? They make the BEST lesbian porn ever. It’s intimate and all the actors are really hot too. You have to subscribe, but pornhub post their vids for free too!”
“I like thegirlon.tumblr.com.”
“For the anon asking about consensual bondage porn, I’ve found that it’s best to search for feminist porn companies. You would probably have to spend a little money to subscribe or buy videos, but that way you’ll know with more certainty that it is respectful and safe—and you’re supporting awesome work too! I can’t remember exactly which feminist porn companies do bondage, but there are lots around.”
“For the person asking about consent in porn. There is a huge market of camgirls out there that make porn just like this, on their own, and you know for sure it’s consensual. Some videos even explicitly state the scene is consensual. Mainstream porn is rubbish. Self-made and camgirl porn is soooo much better.”