“First orgasm! YAY!
i’m pretty new to masturbating and don’t do it very often. partly because i’m only really horny around my period but mostly because i feel like i keep trying and trying and just can’t seem to get myself off. i’ve tried using my fingers, the showerhead, humping pillows and grinding on stuff but when nothing seems to work i abandon ship for a while and then start up again in week or two or a month.
i’d kind of given up, figured that maybe orgasms weren’t gonna be in the cards for me, but that masturbation could still be fun and pleasurable, albeit slightly sexually frustrating. ;) Then i stumbled across your blog! i spent two days of trying different methods and tonight i decided to try the bath faucet method. i fully expected it to be fun and pleasurable and relaxing, but not that it could be the thing that finally pushed me to orgasm.
i got the bath started and positioned myself and was laying there for probably 20 minutes, thinking i’d probably give myself an hour and then call it a night, when i decided that maybe reading some smutty fanfiction would help me. and holy shit i literally came with 2 minutes of reading this fic. at least i think i did. i’ve never felt anything like it. all of a sudden my legs and stomach tensed up and this warm feeling spread all the way through my body. it was only for a few seconds but holy shiz it was amazing. afterward i was super sensitive and giddy and just smiling like an idiot. i don’t even care if it wasn’t an actual orgasm, it was awesome.
now i’m completely exhausted. i read that masturbating is supposed to help you sleep, but before, when i wasn’t able to come, i always just felt restless and frustrated and horny after. but now i’m ready to pass out! but i had to come tell you first. thanks so much for this blog and letting me know about the bath facet method. now that i know what’s possible this is definitely gonna have to be more than a once a month thing. :)”
“I just want to share something for the girls who don’t have the money or privacy to buy a sex toy and who are trying to find something that actually works. I have one of those “Intuition” razors by Schick and it is the best! It almost looks like a real dildo, it’s pretty wide, it has a really nice texture and it has the perfect shape to stimulate the G-spot. I love it! I squirt SO hard every time I use it, I absolutely recommend it to you all! :)”
“Me and boyfriend had been talking for a few months before we began dating to make sure that we wanted to be together for a long time, since we liked each other so much and didn’t want to get hurt. Anyways, he finally asked me out at midnight on NYE at a show in NYC which was lovely. We both live pretty far away from my home town, but since my parents live an hour outside of the city we stayed at their place.
On New Years day before we left we were sitting on my couch in my very open living room when he tells me he wants to go down on me while I sit up on the couch. He’s already gone down on me a bunch of times at this point since it’s my all time favorite but it was the first time I had been sitting up right in a high-risk situation. My living room is the first room you walk into when you walk in the house and the chance of being caught made it even hotter.
I was a little scared, as having your parents walk in on your boyfriend between your legs on their couch would be mortifying, but I loved it anyways. I always had this kind of thing for being caught as I would imagine some hunky guy busting into my room to ‘give me a hand’ when I’m close to cumming when I’m with myself. So when I was about to cum (which was as incredible as he said it would be) I imagined someone walking through the front door. Not my parents or anything, but say a friend who was stopping by. Anyways it was incredible and sexy and I gave him a thank you blow job on the car ride back (which was just as risky as it was daylight and I remember a car driving right past us as he came).
We’re still together and continuing to explore different ways to please each other. In fact last night we both experienced our first drive in movie blow job.”
“I wanted to share what happened over the weekend. I recently graduated high school and there was grad camping planned for the weekend. I was chilling out with this guy from school and we were just listening to some music and drinking a lot of green apple vodka. We made out but he ended up drinking too much.
However, this other guy who I’ve liked but never talked to comes and sits beside me. He puts his arm around me and we hang for a bit. He’s about to leave but then he grabs my face and gives me a kiss. I’m really surprised by this but I like it a lot. He says ‘see ya’ and walks away but he comes back within a few minutes. He continues to kiss me and then he feels up my shirt and starts massaging my breast. He then kisses me more but his other hand reaches down my pants and he starts fingering me since I’m already wet. He asks if I like it and I moan yes. He’s about to leave again because he knows that he’s teasing me and I tell him to come back. I tell him that we needed to go somewhere just him and I but he keeps teasing me more. It drove me crazy but he finally agreed and we went over to where the cars were and out of sight.
He laid me down on the hood of a black car and kisses me more. He reached down and started fingering me even harder. I started to moan but he told me to shh since we couldn’t get caught. The idea of getting caught was such a turn on. He fingered me until I started to tremble and then he went down on his knees and pulled down my leggings. He then proceeded to eat me out. It felt amazing and he did it until I couldn’t think straight. He then asked me in a really sexy way if I wanted to suck his dick and of course I said yes because he is so sexy and I was so turned on so I returned the favour and gave him a blowjob. I kept begging him to fuck me but he kept saying I had to wait until the next night but I told him I couldn’t stay another night.
After we were finished he picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his waist and he tried to carry me but he was too drunk haha. Unfortunately both of us left that next day so we didn’t end up fucking the next night… but hopefully we will this summer (;”
“I have been following your blog for a couple months now, ever since I started searching for a solution, or an explanation on why I wasn’t capable of orgasming. I am 19, and it had never been an issue in the 6 years I have been sexually active, because I had always been the “top” in bed (I liked dating straight girls - what can I say?). With my previous, and fourth girlfriend, I could make her cum just by looking at her the right way, and it started to worry me why the same thing wasn’t happening to me. My last gf was much more adventurous in bed then my previous pillow princesses, and as time went on it made us more and more sad in bed that I couldn’t. Then I found YOUR BLOG! Goodness heavens it was fantastic. I had never really been into porn - too many dicks and fake lesbians - but the stuff you publish is fantastic. Finally after about 3 months following you, I used my electric toothbrush wrapped in saran wrap.
Holy fuck. I have never shook that hard before. It was insane. I couldn’t speak or move afterwards. I found sweet spots and just went with it. If I didn’t work at my job all day - I would completely understand why people masturbate 3 times a day. Thank you so much for the idea! To all the girls who feel like its hopeless… know that it’s not. Your vagina is just special and has a higher bar of expectations for pleasure. Keep experimenting! You will find that sweet spot! :D”
“Yo. That post about the electric toothbrush with the bristles on your clit causing a fan-freaking-tastic orgasm did not lie. My vibrator died and I can’t really get off using just my fingers, and that post occurred to me while I was trying to come up with a new method. So I wrapped my electric toothbrush up in plastic wrap and tried the same thing they did, and damn, that was intense. I didn’t come in three seconds like they did, but it was a lot quicker and a hell of a lot more awesome than normal. Thanks for the tip on that one!”
Yay! Happy to help ;)
“I had oral for the first time and it was just incredible!
A couple weeks ago, my boyfriend and I started getting really intimate and sexual. We’ve been trying new things since then. He actually lives the street over from me so he sneaks over at night quite often. Lucky for me, my mother works most nights and my dad is a pretty heavy sleeper— plus his bedroom is really far from mine.
Anyway, he snuck over last night for more sexytimes. We did the usual, like grinding on each other, me giving him hickeys, neck kissing, etc. Eventually he gave me oral. We discussed it previously so naturally I was comfortable with it. And not to mention incredibly aroused. We’re both sexually inexperienced (I’m his first girlfriend) so I figured it wouldn’t be that good, but I was so wrong. My boyfriend is in band, so he’s really good with his hands, and not to mention his mouth, tongue, and lips. Lucky for me! He has a strong tongue. He licked against my clit for a while, but later on he went faster and poked his tongue against my entrance and it just felt too good. I probably orgasmed about 6 times that night. I don’t think I’d ever been more wet in my life.
Thanks for reading this, I just wanted to share because I was really happy and can’t talk about this with any of my friends because they don’t engage in as much sexual activity as me and my boyfriend do. I hope you have a nice day!”