“I have a quick question about contraception! My LDR boyfriend is coming to see me over spring break and we’ve been vigorously discussing all the sex things we’re gonna do. I reeeeeally really want him to cum inside me at least once; so my question is, if I’m on the pill, and I take plan B, can I feel comfortable doing that? Can I take Plan B if I’m on the pill?”
hey! so, I suck, and as you might’ve guessed I’m not updating this blog right now. i know, right? and I’m really sorry.
anyway, I’m gonna leave this tumblr online because I know new people who end up here still find it find it useful… but real talk - I might not be back for ages. slash ever :(
also, I just wanna thank everyone for all the love and support, and the follows and likes and reblogs and *especially* all the wonderful messages! this was just a very tiny fun idea, and I’m really happy that anyone at all liked it.
ok, love, kisses, licks, be wonderful and feel sexy and have all the fun! it’s been real.
happy new year, people!
thanks for all being so awesome. see you in 2014…
“I still live at home, and trying to get off can be a nightmare. I always wait untill I’m home alone, but this was a close call.
My mother had gone out to run errands, so I thought “Why not take a shower and maybe use the shower head a little”. So I did just that, got in the shower, and I was thinking a million sexy thoughts a minute. I guess my mother had come home early, but she failed to inform me she was home. So I kept going, unaware of my mother merely 10 feet away in another room.
Eventually, I hit my orgasm, and I’m not exactly the quietest cummer in the world. So in the middle of my delicious, loud moaning, orgasmic bliss I suddenly hear my mother pounding on the door shouting. I stopped absolutely dead, dropped the shower head, and wrapped my hands around my knees. My mother shouted through the door
”What’s the matter? Are you hurt?”
“No! I’m fine! Please go away!”
“Why are you groaning?”
In the middle of my brain dead post orgasm state, I’m being questioned and trying to think quickly.
“I just took a really hot shower! Go away, please!”
I must have been begging at this point. I mentally prayed for her to catch on and just go away, but she didn’t.
“Are you sure?” she pestered on.
“Yes, I’m just a bit sore, now PLEASE go away”.
I waited a minute and didn’t hear anything more, so I got out and dried off. When I saw her afterwards, she was just watching TV and she never said a thing about it. I still have never figured out if she knows that I was masturbating, or if she bought my cover story and is still clueless. Either way, it was the most terrified I’ve ever been!”
“I know there are a lot of questions and stories about having a sexual active relationship with a close female friend. I had always wanted one, but never thought I would have the opportunity. That is…up until about a month ago. I recently became very close friends with this girl. In fact, I would say we are now best friends. We clicked so instantly and she is always there for me. I’m so comfortable around her and I really feel like she could be the one friend I’ve always wanted.
The first time we hung out, she asked me if I had ever kissed a girl. My response was no, but she said she had. That turned me on so much, and I wondered if that was the time I should tell her that I had wanted to kiss her all day. She went on to say that her and one of her old friends had made-out and even taken it to the shower. But she told me that everything got really awkward after that and her friend never talked to her again, even though all of it was her friend’s idea. She also told me she wouldn’t want to do it again.
I don’t know what to do, because I really want to at least kiss her and see what happens. But I don’t want her to not be my friend. We always talk about sex and we even planned on having a three-way together one day. And we are completely comfortable talking about all of that…so maybe it wouldn’t be as awkward as she thinks. We’re really close and always go crazy together. We take our shirts off and grind on each other for fun (which also turns me on so much.) So maybe things could turn sexual in a good way? I don’t know?
But I really need some help on how to bring it up to her. I know you have answered a lot of questions like this, but I’m kind of looking for a different answer. How can I approach this situation with her? I mean…we get drunk a lot, so maybe it would be a good idea to have some fun while we are drunk? I’m not really sure. What should I say to her to bring up the whole situation and what can I say to make her not feel awkward about it? I really really need your help! I love your blog so much and your advice is so amazing! Thank you so much in advance. xoxo”
Oh sweetheart, it is so on!
- First, ask yourself if you would in fact feel awkward after you kissed. (Even if it you kissed and it turned out to not be all that great.) If the answer is NO I WOULD FEEL FINE, you’re good to go! Carry on to step two.
- Sometime, tell your friend "you know, if we kissed, I wouldn’t let it be awkward."
- If she’s all like "the what now?" just say it again quietly. Lip biting optional.
I’m sure in between the sex talk and three-way planning and shirtlessness and grinding and drinking a moment will totally present itself, so don’t worry about that.
If it seems like kissing might happen then you could just make it the One Minute Kiss Experiment. That way you can make out for sixty seconds just to prove it’s not awkward and there’s no pressure on it apart from that. If one or both of you isn’t that into it, you don’t need to make an excuse to stop, because it was only meant to be a one minute game anyway. But if you’re both having fun you can kiss some more!
“So sometimes when I do v-ups, (like working out lifting my legs into the air) I feel this sensation that feels so good so I keep doing it and all of a sudden it becomes too much and I just go limp and sit there to enjoy. could I be getting an orgasm through working out!? please help! xx.”
Yep, you really could be getting an orgasm just through working out! They’re nicknamed coregasms ‘cos they happen to some girls when they’re working out their core abdominal muscles - here’s some more info ;)
You don’t need to take Plan B if you’ve used contraception!
“After learning from you that nothing was wrong with me and I actually was just one of those girls that squirts like a hose, I decided to warn my boy, with whom I’d just started to fool around. He kind of brushed it off with a “Yeah, sometimes girls squirt.” and went down. About 5 minutes later he was *soaking* wet and looking up at me with the most surprised look on his face. He didn’t realize that girls could do that outside of porn! Now he takes my warnings much more seriously. Haha!”
“I always knew that climbing poles turned me on and so last night I tried out pillow humping for the first time. At first it didin´t quite work, but then I got three orgasms after each other and started to moan, without even wanting to. I couldn´t stop shaking and I was just laying there in my bed for about 20 minutes, shaking and recovering :D”
“Tonight i was really horny and i decided to look for a blog and found yours. I came across the ‘pillow humping’ technique and oh. my. gosh i tried it and i’ve never felt so good in my life! It felt amazing! I’m so glad i found your blog i’ll be using this technique (and many others) soon.”
“So a few days ago I read your post on humping pillows and decided to try it. I couldn’t find a pillow that was hard enough (my entire family really likes soft pillows to sleep on) so I ended up using the edge of my mattress (the part with the ridges.) I took off the sheet on the part I wanted to use and began to hump it quickly, then slowed down (to prolong my fun as I usually cum quickly) and oh my God, it was the best thing ever. People NEED to try it if they haven’t already!”
“I’m a guy and I always hump my bed to get off. Feels fucking amazing, but I always thought I was weird for it. Fuck, I love your humping tag. Something nice to look at while I do it myself.”
“I just wanted to drop a quick note saying how thankful I am that my friend recommended your tumblr to me. I finally realized, after years of guilty pleasure, that pillow humping IS a natural thing! I’m really happy!”
“OMG. I’ve been on your blog all the time practically since about last February, and I had always seen stuff about the pillow humping method. One time, I tried it, but it didn’t really do anything for me. Well, literally ten minutes ago I decided to give it another go, and………………….HOLY FUCK. I’m still panting from my orgasm…………;) Love your blog! :)”
tumblr question: if i tag every single post from now on ‘nsfw’ is that actually useful to anyone or like completely redundant
things people like to hear in bed…
i asked, and you girls (and some guys!) answered. so, here’s what you like…
Building the tension…
- When a person tells me what they plan on doing to me in advance, I get sooo wet.
- I’ve never had sex with anyone before, but if I were to do it with someone tonight, stuff like growling softly/whispering what they would want to do to me in my ear will never fail to send pleasurable shivers down my spine.
- Whisper what you’re going to do to me. Whisper what you want me to do.
- Ugh. I always get off to my boyfriend telling me what he is going to do to me. It’s always right before things start getting super steamy and he whispers it in my ear while he’s got me pinned to the wall or bed or whatever oh my goodness. Drives me crazy every time.
Moans and gasps
- Mine would be to hear them moan my name…unf Just moaning in general actually mm
- I love hearing a boy moaning, I don’t know if I’m the only one, but for that sound is amazing
- I love hearing moans, loud sighs. I want to know you are enjoying it. I also LOVE cursing. Just letting it go and hearing it come out. I don’t know if I necessarily like “dirty talk” per se but I love me some swearing.
- I go absolutely wild when I hear my man moan.
- I just love it when guys are vocal in bed, when they don’t hold back. Being able to hear how I make him feel just riles me up even more.
- I love hearing soft snarls in my ear as he gets going. It turns me on like no other.
- Heavy Breathing is my favorite thng to hear in bed. Makes me shiver.
- My favourite things to hear in bed? “Baby, don’t stop…” “Fuck…” and “I’m gonna…” And of course, moaning is fucking perfect.
- As far as sexy things to hear in bed, my boyfriend was fingering me and asked, so very sweetly and earnestly, “Are you gonna cum?” And for some reason, just that cute little question did it for me and I had quite the lovely orgasm. He had such a surprised face, like a happy puppy given a treat.
- "Are you close, babe? Are you gonna fucking cum?"
- The first time my boyfriend fingered me, i was getting close and he whispered “cum for me” In my ear and it aroused me so much that I did cum right there. It was really hot.
- Fave things to hear in bed: you’re beautiful, I love you so much, one of those really deep drawn out “fuuuuckk”s, sighing, deep moaning, a little squealing, or even some laughter is nice :) I fucking love this blog and I’m so happy you’re back :)))
- I like hearing ‘baby you’re so beautiful’ or ‘god your like a porn star’ in bed ;)
- I love when my boyfriend is about to come. I always know it’s going to happen because he always starts off by saying “Oh god baby I love you! I love you!” And him getting off just makes me get of even harder hearing him moan and try and not to yell. God, I love it.
- I’m not one for much dirty talk, but I lose it when my boyfriend tells me I’m beautiful mid-thrust.
- Fave thing: “You’re so tight…”
- I like to be called a slut, a dirty slut, a fucking slut; any variety of. Now i’ve just gotta work up the courage to tell the guy i’m seeing this and we’re good to go!
- Stuff like, little bitch and whore and stuff. A little weird.
- I’m typically very conservative and mild mannered in life but in bed I like to be treated really, *really* roughly. I like to be spanked and slapped relentlessly and be called all kinds of awful, degrading names. “Bitch”, “whore” & “cunt” are obviously my favorites but certain phrases like “suck my dick slut” and “open your filthy whore mouth” send me absolutely over the edge. Sadly, a lot of guys arent very comfortable with it & have said it freaks them out to say all those mean things to me.
- I don’t know about other people but being called derogatory terms in bed really turns me on, so that’s probably my favourite to hear, and as for favourite to say, i don’t think you can ever go wrong with a good “oh, fuck me!”
And a few others…
- "You’re such a horny girl all the time…" or just when he moans just because his fingers enter me.
- Favorite things to say in bed: “Good girl/boy.” “Beg me for it.” Favorite things to hear: whimpers, begging, “Please!”
- I’m a straight female and a nice exchange with my bf I like to have is me saying “what are you?” And he responds “your little whore”
- ive got a bit of a submissive streak sometimes. i like to be told that i am doing so good for the other person. i like to be complimented too like “you look so gorgeous on my cock.”
- I think I’d love to hear someone tell me that if they let go, they might hurt me. I feel like I’d feel… not special, but proud of myself that I could make someone feel like they’d lose control because it felt so good doing whatever they were doing to me.
- I love when my boyfriend calls me his sexy little vixen. And when he tells me when he’s going to cum
- Things I like to hear in bed? Being told I’m a good girl/boy, if I’m subbing, or being called titles of power if I’m not (‘Captain’ and ‘Daddy’ being my favourites)
- Two things that really get me going: 1) being told my partner’s about to cum, and 2) being called “sir.” By the same token, I hate being called “Daddy.” It turns me off.